I have been sleeping since Friday night. I slept most of the day on Saturday. I got up Sunday went to church came home and went back to bed. I got up this Monday morning and got the kids off to school, late. I swear I could lay back down and sleep the rest of the day. This isn't a cold, it's a sleeping sickness.
Unfortunately, the dishes are piled to the ceiling in the kitchen, the laundry is piled to the ceiling. There's no food, nothing "'cept an ole turkey". Where's the cleaning lady? Where are the laundry fairies? Why are there 3 pairs of my husband's underware in the bathroom floor?
I wanna go back to bed.